MINIPLENTY REFORM FOR OUR BENEFIT

(Imagedep alexandernguyen)

Ungoodspeaking between the FSA and Treasury, departments of Miniplenty, has prompted calls for reform. By unifying them as one all powerful body they are bound to make decisions wholly for our benefit. Miniplenty gave our money away to the banks to preserve this time of plusgood prosperity. By continuing to pay tax with bellyfeel, regardless of whether you are employed, there will be doubleplusgood results for the state. Class is Equality.

DO NOT RESIST THE THINKPOL

(Imagedep fotdmike)

A camp full of crimethinkers in Kingsnorth in the east of Airstrip One has been raided by our plusgood thinkpol. Two females demanded the numbers of our officers. The only number they shall receive is 101 and all it entails. It is not within any of our rights to compromise our officers identities. They are the law and we shall obey it. By collecting intelligence they protect us from the Brotherhood and their terrorist acts. Trusting miniluv with bellyfeel is goodwise.

COMRADE MILLIBAND GOOD DOUBLETHINK

(Imagedep ozziebackpacker)

New Ingsoc member, Milliband, denies rigging election in Eastasia province, Iran. Denial is admittance. With goodthinker Ahmadinejad in power Oceania and Eastasia will prosper. Thinkpol infilitrated goodwise, persuading proles of opposition Mousavi's ungoodthinking. He spends too much ownlife with creative practice such as painting. Eastasian proles demostrated facecrime on the streets but the province's equivalent of miniluv dealed with this effectively.

Ayatollah Khamenei, one of the province's inner party, has declared Airstrip One 'the most evil of Oceanian governments'. We return our gratitude.